Ethan

Ethan is a boy so peng it’s unreal😩🤩. His so funny and so fucking strong. Everyone needs a Ethan in there life. If u have one don’t loose him as he is the best u r ever gonna get. Ethan can be a bit rude and arrogant sometimes but he can also be a little roady. He is also an inside joker with so much banter

That boy Ethan is some mad sort

by 69meeebaby October 3, 2019

Ethan Hart

Someone who loves Pan with his whole heart

person 1: “is that girl pan single?”
person 2: “no, she’s ethan harts “

by beautifulgirl101010101 October 29, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is one of the most wonderful and caring people I’ve met in my life. He always finds ways to cheer you up and to make life better. He’s a little reckless sometimes and when he gets hurt he chooses not to take care of himself which might frustrate you a lot but he knows that you love and care about him. Ethan is one of the most loyal people out there but he has trust issues because people have hurt him before. Anyone who dates Ethan is really lucky to have him and his love. Ethan is a great bf and he loves to cuddle and hold hands and hug and wants to kiss more and hangout more. Do those things with him make him happy because he really deserves it. If you decide that you 100% know for a fact that you love him more than anything else in the world tell him that. If you decide you would want to marry him tell him that. If he looks sad or mad then hug him. Give him all of your love. And when something complicated is going on don’t think irrationally and break up with him because trust me you will regret it so much it will break you even if you did it for him because you thought it would make him happier don’t let him go it will be one of the worst decisions of your life. Ethan is one of the greatest people in my life and I really regret letting him go and I still love him and care about him I just wish he knew that. Ethan’s are the best.

Ethan W what a great guy am I right. :)

by K27;) November 13, 2022

Ethan

a normal guy. The end. :) i hope it was fun for you to search up my name. Have a wonderful day/evening/afternoon/night. If you arent well theres always a tomorow. Heres some bread btw 🍞.

Ethan i choose you!
*pokedex: a normal type*
Ethan use wholesum!
*Ethan gave the person sum water for when they go to bed*

by Another ethan on the web July 20, 2019

Ethan Page

The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.

Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.

by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Ethan Kong

someone who gets no bitches because they don't not talk to women at all- this may be due to them not caring about their appearance at all, or simply their negative eq and inability to make conversation.

they also probably don't touch grass, and when you bring it up they give a shitty excuse that they play a sport that's not really a sport (such as sailing)

"what operating system does ur computer use?"
"omg thats such an Ethan Kong thing to say"

by ahri_fangirl May 29, 2022