angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail

by Billy900 May 2, 2018

Canadian Hippo

Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*

Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo

by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

Canadian finger blaster

when you go to tim hortons and order a extra large black coffee, pour the hot coffe into your girlfreinds vagina then fill the empty cup with moose shit and freeze it, then shove the Canadian finger blaster filled with frozen moose shit up your girfreinds asshole

man that canadian finger blaster made my girlfreind squirt last night

by aheadbyacentury October 25, 2018

Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.

Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.

by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018

canadian visual

A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.

Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.

by Crowfucker August 21, 2017

Canadian

The act of liking hockey and saying “Ay” after every sentence.

Yeah I’m Canadian. What’s your favorite hockey team ay?

by YourNiggaCarl April 19, 2018