Hym "A while back I posited that having a beard would protect your face in hand-to-hand combat. Doug Sharpe made a video about the study. They made an artificial bone and covered it in hair of varying lengths and then built a 'striker' to hit the bone. What they found is that they striker would break the bone 100% of the time without any hair. 95% of the time with 5mm of hair. And 45% of the time with a full beard... So, long story short... CORRECT AGAIN! ULTIMATE SCIENCE-MASTER AND LITERAL CREATOR OF AI! I'm like a chief researcher! Except also better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2024
Get the Beardmug. Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
by The BeardKing June 7, 2021
Get the Beard kingmug. by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
Get the Bearded eggmug. An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
by Murderous Yorkie June 25, 2024
Get the Tommen's Beardmug. The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
Get the shucking the bearded clammug. When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
Get the Beard Droppingsmug. by TreBeardfan February 1, 2024
Get the Tre Beardmug.