October 12

hayden's amazing birthday

"omg its october 12 thats mean its hayden's amazing birthday today"

by katisslay October 11, 2022

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022

The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000.

When you're doing i-Ready math level D and you keep exiting to check your minutes.
Note that .3333 = 1 third and 0.5000 = 2 fourths

"That means, 12 is a common denominator for .3333 and .5000."
Me: "Omfg just shut up already..."

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022

preradovićeva 12

a place where you don’t have a problem with alcohol but alcohol has a problem with you, aka. house of hell

I think I am feeling a bit meow meow from last night at Preradovićeva 12

by cedevitaikava May 24, 2022

August 12

The day when the sexiest gods are born. Both good in bed and the best in class.

Ashley: He’s so perfect I wanna have him for my own
Victoria: Don’t you know he's born on August 12, he’s basically a god

by Truth Be Told 123 May 29, 2022

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022