5 hour boner

A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.

Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."

by Dr. Bulldog October 18, 2010

5 Fingered Spear

When you finger a girl with all 5 fingers independently and then attempt to insert all fingers in the vagina together in a spear formation.

Yo dog did you hear that Dynamo 5 Fingered Speared some girl first time he tried getting with her.

by Matus February 2, 2008

5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance

person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.

by Ragondin November 18, 2020

walking Level 5

An annoying person who hovers over you on a train, bus, or on a plane, and constantly coughs and/or sneezes on you. "Level 5" refers to the highest level of biohazard in a "hot lab".

I'm trying to stay away from the walking Level 5s on the train, because I have no sick time left at my job.

by pentozali November 8, 2005

5 against 1

Term for male masturbation, jerking off, jacking of, ...
Pretty obvious what the 5 and the 1 are.

Randalph: "Hey, what ya been doing, 5 against 1?"
Kurt: "Yeah, as always"

by jormeidt June 1, 2007

5/19/2013

On this day the moon crosses the equinox from Virgo, into Libra. At that moment, Pluto and Uranus become perfectly square (90 degrees 0 minutes) to each other. It seems as if the moon is what activates the square. This will be the 4th time out of 7 exact squares between 2012-2015. Pluto being in Capricorn has to do with our government and structures, and Uranus in Aries symbolizes new beginnings. Based on this it may be apparent that this will 'not' be the end of the world, but just another step in the cycle.

5/19/2013 has had so much speculation surrounding it, I wonder if it has to do with the Pluto-Uranus square.

by ProAstrologer89 April 19, 2013

5 bear minutes

When someone says they will be there in five minutes and ends up taking an hour

5 minutes! you took an hour! that's 5 bear minutes

by esp8 November 7, 2009