There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 22, 2017
Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him
by Guydudebroguy October 16, 2017
"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
by RodTargent October 16, 2018
An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 20, 2024
Your so goofy Monkey Man
by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022
Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.
by QueenMaedh January 29, 2021
defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet
by cock shit November 05, 2020