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One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010
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man on the streets

Mohamed Abdi better yet know as straight game aka game is game.
Don’t you know who he is? That’s the man on the streets
by moejoe02 December 27, 2018
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito
Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!
by Nzxke November 11, 2019
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Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
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Tree Man

A tree man is someone who has the surname Tree or Plant
You're such a Tree Man!
by Blind ads a bat March 4, 2019
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Strong man

When your man is standing up while you are giving him a handy. Just as he starts to cum aim for his face and flick him in the balls.
I was away for a week; so when I gave my husband a rub and tug he shot himself in the face when I Strong Manned him last night.
by thatdeadchick May 21, 2025
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