A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.
by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

by moejoe02 December 27, 2018

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

by Blind ads a bat March 4, 2019

When your man is standing up while you are giving him a handy. Just as he starts to cum aim for his face and flick him in the balls.
I was away for a week; so when I gave my husband a rub and tug he shot himself in the face when I Strong Manned him last night.
by thatdeadchick May 21, 2025
