An intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. Use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. The introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
Tina's man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an analyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
by BlackOut March 14, 2012
Get the man webmug. When a man wears a suit, he is instantly more attractive. As to when a women shows even the tiniest amount of cleavage, she is instantly more noticeably and attractive, usually to the opposite sex.
You a 5 out of 10? Having trouble getting the ladies to notice you? Suit up, get your man cleave on! No woman can resist a man in fine looking suit.
by Fevenis September 24, 2011
Get the Man cleavemug. by greninjaex mega November 14, 2016
Get the iron manmug. by mathistp March 1, 2021
Get the blueberry manmug. A gay ass bitch who often likes to lick children's freshly cut toe nails. This man is a dangerous variation of a Chinese dog that had incest with its somehow related Spanish mouse owner which hunts little boy penis's. Stay away from this Chinese Spanish Man and if you ever encounter this species please protect your toe nails and make sure he doesnt fuck your nan. this can also be used if you encounter a asian gay, like so....
by CHRISTIAN MAD LAD May 29, 2018
Get the Chinese Spanish Manmug. by Fzzuy September 25, 2008
Get the Man the bilgemug. by Therealmanpurple November 30, 2020
Get the the purple manmug.