Muppet Man

A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet

Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.

by Myke658 September 16, 2022

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

chinnese hang man

The act of losing virginity on a train with a stranger while auto erotic afixation

Chinese hangman Chang pulled a Chinese hang man last night chinnese hang man

by Mariusthe3rd September 19, 2017

ricotta man

panicking and tripping over oneself in a conversation

you're a bit like a ricotta man, so if i wanter i could make you spin like a motherfucker right now

by gaburierus January 29, 2024

Mack man

Bully, tough guy, one who intimidates others.

Don’t mess with that guy; he’s a Mack man. Yeah, that’s Joe, the Mack man.

by Big Dano May 19, 2024

Irish Man Side Neck

The little bits of hair that grow on the side of your neck as the skin fade grows out

“Your Irish Man Side Neck is showing up and barbers are closed for another week, want me to trim it for you?”

by VinylBlocks November 26, 2020