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shit

Something you cannot possess while living in the city of Detroit, Michigan.
Someone stole my fucking porch. I opened my door and fell. You can't have shit in Detroit.
by Charmille McButterbuns June 15, 2020
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Cupcake Shit

Refers to something that is extremely easy to understand or complete.
Man, Spanish is cupcake shit for me!
by Delfinite December 8, 2020
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Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
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Shits going to get tasty

When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.
Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
by Winning Guy April 29, 2011
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Don't shit where you eat

In IT, some folk regularly use the PC they have for their e-mail, internet browsing, and tools like teams and slack, for tasks that require elevated permissions like IT Admin tasks or writing code and building applications. Email, internet browsing and USB flash drives are the number 1 cause for viruses and malware. The elevated permissions on the PC, and administrative permissions on the infrastructure might cause for security risks to increase. It will be easier for malware and viruses to spread through the IT infrastructure. Instead, IT admins and developers should use a separate machine to run their tasks that require elevated permissions.
Dude, stop coding on your personal device, don't shit where you eat!
by DarwinLOLs May 24, 2023
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shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.
I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .
by Río Bravó January 22, 2018
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Shit

Shit is a piece of poo. Or in other phrase, a person who's acting like shit, and being a dick.
"I think I took a shit in ma panties."
"That guy is a piece of shit."
by DP Official May 9, 2019
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