I said pick up the soap

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

by Lazar Blade March 22, 2021

grand slam it up your ass

Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.

by irishpunk84 July 10, 2010

National beat up midgets day

On may 27 it’s national beat up midgets day

Beat up anyone under 5 foot and to beat someone up u have to be 5,4 or taller get ready for national beat up midgets day

by Dabbydeb September 26, 2020

power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

I'm going to fuck you up

something that you say to a person when you are horny or just don't like someone

Me: I'm going to fuck you up
your gf: oh pls
also me: I'm going to fuck you up

The stupid brad: oh shit

by fuckedintheasshole123 October 13, 2020

suns up guns out

when a lacrosse bro bares their sexy arms on a sunny day.

Jeff: suns up guns out
Dan: Booyahkasha!!!

by donkeyballs12345 January 7, 2012