I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.

Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!

by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023

YOUR MIC IS BAD

its when you buy a budget mic and youR not happy about it

YOUR MIC IS BAD CUZ YOU SOOO POOR HHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIYYYAAAAAA STUPID BRAIN

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023

your mother

A nice lady who is your mother whose vagina I dive unto every night while you are sleeping.

I dove into your mother yesterday while you were sleeping

by suckyermadder January 28, 2023

your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023