National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day

What do you know, its National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day. Don’t forget to give it to her!

Girl:Hey you know what day it is right?
Boy:Yeah. February 9th. Why?
Girl:So you forgot?
BoyHuh?
Girl:Its “National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Day”

by NationalDayzz February 8, 2024

shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

by bigdickivan September 19, 2022

Get your cunt on

It's when you ask so one to come online! Very simple saying :D

Oi lads, get your cunt on!

by MemeLord2000 July 19, 2019

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 24, 2013

Stinging your ride

A 90s term for fucking your getaway driver, particularly before or after a heist

Damn, Max, stop stinging your ride! We need her to drive later.

by Scorpionandfrof July 14, 2024

eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae

when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods”

by unculturedkae January 12, 2018

ignore your gf day

On October 11th , every guy or girl who has a girlfriend must ignore them the ENTIRE day, no matter what!

Josh hasn’t talked to his girlfriend all day even though she blew up his phone multiple times. Unfortunately for Josh’s girlfriend it is October 11th which is “ ignore your gf day” ignore your gf day means to not talk to your gf at all the entire day of October 11th

by snoopy😻 October 11, 2023