Floopy Shits

A prank in which you fill a bucket with a diseased animal’s shit (preferably a goat or horse) and dump it on your friend, screaming “floopy shits”!

“Tyreek is gonna smell hella bad when we pull ole floopy shits on him”

by Jj McWeiner December 1, 2017

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shit lint

The crumbled specks of toilet paper that fall down after wiping your ass.

Damn it! Who left all the shit lint on the floor again!

Nasty shit lint residue on the seat, wtf.

by Seabiscuit December 4, 2017

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When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being

Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.

by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017

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Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

by Kahnroye December 7, 2017

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blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

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