Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

Megabum Man

The Loduhans bore this man in the 21st century. He holds a great amount of strength and is known to always be 10 minutes late when giving u a ride. He is an avid fan of Monsieur Bùck Gardner, and The Bowhunt or Die inc. All in all, this man is one to watch out for as a contender in the upcoming years.

Hey did u see that megabum man episode yesterday.

No I don’t waste my time on stupid shit like that.
Hey man megabum man is the greatest show of all time.
Ok pal.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

Man-wheel

At least four men performing sexual penetrating acts (anal, oral, salad-tossing, etc.) with each other, all connected to make a complete circle (e.g. wheel).

The circle jerk is so 80's! Today it's all about the man-wheel.

by BoredOffMyAss August 3, 2009

Trans Identified Man

A Cisgender woman who is suspected of being secretly a trans man based on appearances alone.

(Trans identified Woman is the opposite definition)

That TIM(Trans identified Man) needs to escape the closet.

by Melin Shoot May 21, 2025

The CarX Man

Ah, yes, the legendary CarX man, he can be one.

He will fucking fix your car, got some issues with squeaking brakes? Fuck that shit! The CarX man gives you lifetime brake warranty! He gets ALL car repairs, inside, outside, human organs in your trunk.

Just call CarX, from brakes to batteries, to oil to engine repairs! He fixes it all and right! Shannon needed a quality oil change she needed the right price, the CarX man offers FULL SERVICE OIL CHANGES! TOP QUALITY AND EASY ON YOUR WALLET!

Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom! Don’t worry call the CarX man!

by greengalaxio January 15, 2024

Reverse man child/girl child

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

He just got stole on by the reverse man child/girl child.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021