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milk man

the man mom ran off with. they went extinct 100 years ago. however he didnt bring mother back
daddy look its the man who took mommy! the milk man!
by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022
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Man-boat

The act of dipping your face into another mans penis and nibbling on his sack.
"Boys...it is man-boat time XD"
by LETMEDIEFORREDTOOB October 12, 2018
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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ladies man

a gentleman, a scholar and what you act like you dont want to be, but praise
a: i used to be such a ladies man
b: lol i like you better now
a: no
mugGet the ladies manmug.

man child boi

Man child boi is similar to the common phrase man child but is more insulting to the person receiving it because of the "boi" at the end
Stop being a man child boi and get out of the dishwasher
by Aries'owner June 4, 2017
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MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
When I was sad I needed matt man
by Ar3bel August 6, 2022
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I am the man

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."
by Gaming Fan Rio April 18, 2020
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