Strong man

When your man is standing up while you are giving him a handy. Just as he starts to cum aim for his face and flick him in the balls.

I was away for a week; so when I gave my husband a rub and tug he shot himself in the face when I Strong Manned him last night.

by thatdeadchick May 21, 2025

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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

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Easy come easy go make it know let me sho your grin remember your chin
Nuts may I be but mine come and go for free
Your honey might take it in the rear and taste like candy
But I’ll be the one to ass n mouth while Simon foot hand mouth
Maybe I got a little mad cow disease but your gonna kill is all and the seas
Your too busy pollinating the wrong things over populate like your home land
Please sir can I have done Moore
Pick a pocket or too while I brothers Grimm my skirts big enough for two
Fancy bougie yeah I know but I know when say thanks no more. Your kid will eventually be embarrassed when your fig plummy pudding scares us.
And again I wrote the hoe handbook your playing that west end girls shit
So Bridgestone over Madison county and make my day ole Harry and handout

I played my kitty her kittie and his wiener dog like a 1 man band. Only got dirty when I went hippie!!!

by Kcboommm May 13, 2024

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