Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

by sukadog May 13, 2011

man crush

when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.

or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity

“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”

“I thought you only liked girls?”

“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025

Man Period

When a guy hasn’t had sex in a while and starts being really moody. Then gets to a point where they start to cockblock.

“Why is Tommy being a bitch lately?!”

“His girlfriend hasn’t been giving it up lately and it’s causing him to be on his man period”

by Papaduck January 6, 2019

Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

Dead man’s scrunch

When you are shot in the neck/head and spaz up before falling limp.

Yeah he’s dead, he did the dead man’s scrunch after he was shot!

by Lukiepook September 13, 2025

Yo-Yo Manning

When, during an argument or conversation, you manage to smoothly loop back around to repeat a certain phrase several times.

"i swear I didn't eat your sandwich!"

"thats what they all say"

"we have checked the footage, it was Jim, not me!"

"thats what they all say"

"STOP YO-YO MANNING"

by Velvet Pimpson March 17, 2024