My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
Me: “kill youself”
My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”
Me: “I’m blocking you”
*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
by Charlotte but gayer June 09, 2023
Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap
Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno
by Findloo Chunk December 27, 2023
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025
by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 31, 2022
guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing
by onionlight November 26, 2021
"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 30, 2021