Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

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Big dick energy (BDE)

Mark Wahlberg

Friend: “Why do I think Mark Wahlberg is so sexy??”
Me: “Big dick energy (BDE)”

by A-wiggle July 13, 2018

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A guy who' dick is so small . And his game so small . He is only talking shit when he refurres to woman he'd like to nail. He aint nailling nobody the Tweedle dick the bug fucker. A guy who dreams up wild dreams of banging good lookig chicks. And who also has a small weeny.

OH guys and Im gonna invite becky to my birthday party and she gonna come ,and she's gona sit with me ,and she's gonna wanna go out with me and she's gonna bring me a present. oh shut the fuck mikey you aint fucking nobody you Tweedle dick the bug fucker. stop dreaming shit up . She dont like you . You dweeb. You fucking geek.

by Rutterkid August 3, 2010

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BIG DICK DEFEINCEY (BDD)

The opposite of big dick energy. Cocky rather than confident. A person who overcompansates with arrogance and belittlement. One does not need a small penis to have BDD but just lack of self assurance.

"Pete davidson doesn't have BDD."

OR
" OMG this guy keeps gloating about how much of a good guy he is and how great he is in bed"

"Oh! That's a case of BIG DICK DEFEINCEY (BDD)"

by Maisieandcassie May 13, 2019

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Hamster Skin Dick Cape

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

by joe920joe October 17, 2011

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