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Man Cave

Man Cave
/man kāv/
noun
noun: man cave; plural noun: man caves

a room or space usually an isolated area where a heterosexual male of a household that has been pussified, a reduced man, a loser be allowed by their "better half", usually a female to have an area to exert the male interests and activities and be as they're pleased.
"After years of negotiation, my wife finally allowed half of our garage to be my man cave"
by Moss Mini September 27, 2023
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L mans

Quinn fields is a L mans!
by Air conditioning November 14, 2023
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froggis hoe man

A person who gets boners when playing skikeball
my dog is a froggis hoe man when he playes spikeball
by thiccMans_bear April 3, 2020
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Sexiest man alive

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan
by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022
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Funny Owl Man

An owl who is really funny and chill af
by Flyerguy28 October 27, 2019
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Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023
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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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