I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019

i sure hope that they

a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.

Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)

by jayquan. July 27, 2022

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

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by 456AtabavA343 June 4, 2025

Yet... Here I am

In that exact situation... Except in the most extreme variant of that exact thing. No amount not being a doormat gets you out a witch burning... Unless you're me.

Hym "Yet... Here I am... BUT! It WILL work for me because if it doesn't, that's when the stabbing begins! And you'll think you yourself (in the confines of your retard cranium meat) 'Being a stubborn bitch is more important than child lives' You'll be correct in that child lives are worthless."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2024

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024