Man Canyon

The canyon that exists between the pectoral muscles of a male. The depth of the canyon is proportional to the amount of dominance that the male holds.

Hans: "How deep is your man canyon Jake?"

Jake: "I don't want to talk about that anymore, size doesn't even matter"

Hans: "Dude, you don't even have a man canyon, do you?"

Jake: "Don't tell my parents, please dude"

by Bigboiyolofish March 17, 2014

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Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

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no man's band

An unpopular band

Person A: "I can't belive Brendan kissed Ryan onstage!"
Person B: "Well, I guess a lot of their fans enjoyed it."
Person A: "If a no man's band did that, people would probably boo them."

by Blagiechanga December 7, 2009

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