stick dick stuck in a wall

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games

captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-

by uwu whats this 69420 September 27, 2020

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 17, 2019

GIGANTIC METEOR SUPER DICK

A rly big MEATeor.

I suck a gigantic meteor super dick ohh yeah.s

by Smackerdoodle June 9, 2018

Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020

Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

When a young twink hops around on one leg pretending to suck a dick.

Wow, he is doing the Pied Piper of Sucking Dick

by BigCOCKDADDY! August 2, 2020

Big Dick Crusade Brigade

When 4 Large Genitaled Men Dressed As Knights Gangbang A Girl Who’s Hair Is Like The Mane Of Thyne Battle Horse

OH YEAH!!! ITS BIG DICK CRUSADE BRIGADE TIME!!!

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual February 3, 2021

Nigga Dick Ball Cheese

A sap found under the foreskin; sometimes eaten. Although it may sound bizarre, it is done in various countries in Africa.

Honey, can I lick off your Nigga Dick Ball Cheese?

by skullwise May 1, 2022