do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3
you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"
by i.hate.men March 22, 2021
Get the international hit a man month mug.A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.
A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.
A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.
When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.
A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.
A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.
When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.
A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"
Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
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You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
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Get the Man China mug.A Man Cave is a space in a house that is created by a man... for man... usually to fulfill his needs for watching sports and working on hobbies.
A Man Cave is often located in a Garage or Basement... especially if the space is set up as a duel purpose area.
It's almost mandatory to have a home theater system for watching sports or fishing videos or workout videos or Harley upgrade videos, etc..
It's also a space that is best done while the man is a bachelor... so that female input does not interfere with your man cave plans. A married man probably cannot get away with saying, "I need to spend $20,000 of our hard earned money to build a space just for me". A bachelor... naturally... can get away with this.
A Man Cave build often comes after a divorce.
Finally... it's a space that is very diverse depending on the man's needs.
A Man Cave can have posted RULES that are directed at female visitors. For example... the rules might dictate who is in charge of the remotes and the audio/video media.
A Man Cave can be visited by ladies... especially when they need something built of fixed... but the lady has to adhere to rules if posted.
A Man Cave is often located in a Garage or Basement... especially if the space is set up as a duel purpose area.
It's almost mandatory to have a home theater system for watching sports or fishing videos or workout videos or Harley upgrade videos, etc..
It's also a space that is best done while the man is a bachelor... so that female input does not interfere with your man cave plans. A married man probably cannot get away with saying, "I need to spend $20,000 of our hard earned money to build a space just for me". A bachelor... naturally... can get away with this.
A Man Cave build often comes after a divorce.
Finally... it's a space that is very diverse depending on the man's needs.
A Man Cave can have posted RULES that are directed at female visitors. For example... the rules might dictate who is in charge of the remotes and the audio/video media.
A Man Cave can be visited by ladies... especially when they need something built of fixed... but the lady has to adhere to rules if posted.
Dude or Bro... It's college football Saturday... I'll be working on my Harley while watching some games if you want to come over.
My Man Cave is set up as a Workshop Man Cave.
Hey Babe... I'll be in the Man Cave today... so just let yourself in.
My Man Cave is set up as a Workshop Man Cave.
Hey Babe... I'll be in the Man Cave today... so just let yourself in.
by The Urban American Guy November 18, 2021
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Girl: Hey you smell great today!
That ho: Thanks
Girl: what perfume are you using?
That ho: your man’s cologne
Girl: you better not you trick ass bich
That ho: Thanks
Girl: what perfume are you using?
That ho: your man’s cologne
Girl: you better not you trick ass bich
by HALOOOOOOOOOOOOO May 7, 2018
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