Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

do it to you

you finna beat somebody up or crack on them

florida slang "Jit im really bout to do it to you"

by Jayglizzfrmdadale February 23, 2021

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021

You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.

Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit

by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

You

Lawrence Scott

Yo I think you might need this

by Joofthejoof February 7, 2023