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Skat man

A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.

However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.

Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
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man note

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man

1- Person with masculine phenotype and masculine genotype.
2- Man who is an adult or elderly.
Man.
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Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.
“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”
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Case Man

A man a myth an absolute gay fucking legend that gets endless bitches.
Gwendolyn: who’s that inbred looking twat

Dimitri: that’s Case Man isn’t he such a sex bomb
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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THE MAN

often referred as some one with high authority, usually the black man as being the most powerful and dominant. mainly the government in power. who heads coorperate America
THE MAN uses his tactics by using racist ways to stay rich
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Man-iday

A Man Holiday, mainly Superbowl Sunday, where men eat loads of snacks and food, enjoy themselves and watch the big game.
John: "Hey Rob you going golfing on sunday?"

Rob: "No way, Sunday is a Man-iday"
by AL3X_M January 31, 2009
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