If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!
by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020

The deviant meme-maker of the CrossFit community. Described as a "CrossFitting 1990s Christian Slater", the WOD Zombie is on an endless mission to cross all boundaries and give people a chance to laugh at the things the CrossFit world is afraid to talk about.
Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.
Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.
Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.
I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.
by funnie03 March 17, 2012

by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019

by Hustlerboss October 15, 2018

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?
Zombie kid: I like turtles!
Lady: Alright you're great.
Zombie kid: I like turtles!
Lady: Alright you're great.
by bonerman69 October 25, 2018
