Woman Up

With Ovaries, Mastering Accentuated Negativity Under Pressure🤲)

P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad

P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise

P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?

P2: yeah!

P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!

P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!

by Liqr1 August 14, 2021

Woman

They are like refrigerators they get a lot of meat put in them

I like my woman

by Your every day guy March 28, 2023

White woman music

Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.

Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?

by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 3, 2022

gizz trough woman

A woman who eats gizz like a pig eats out of a trough. Usualy leaving greasy smears on her cheeks afterwards.

The asin chick from Full Metal Jacket is such a gizz trough woman

by Fatasslazyman March 30, 2009

woman

something you've never felt

guy 1: I like my woman like i like my microwave
guy 2: how?
guy 1: hot and in the kitchen

by penis_man69 August 21, 2022