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Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.
Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.
by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020
mugGet the Whale's Vaginamug.

Fat fucking whale

You rock the greasy hair babe🤤you’re slighty over weight but dont even worry about it
They dont call you coral for nothing your a fat fucking whale xx
by 123hiv September 3, 2018
mugGet the Fat fucking whalemug.

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
mugGet the river whalemug.

whale

Popular girl: HAHAHAHA SHES A WHALE
Victim: Your so mean!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021
mugGet the whalemug.

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings
He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!
by lhtop July 9, 2016
mugGet the whale shitmug.

Whale

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
mugGet the Whalemug.

Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
mugGet the Whale baconmug.

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