Fuck Captain

The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.

Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.

by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA May 27, 2011

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 05, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by September 04, 2021

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023

Captain James Kurland

The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 13, 2022

Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.

"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 18, 2022