Captain Pooding

A Bit Like Captain Slow, But much more fast and pooding.
see: Pooding

Is it a bird? nope plane? nope... by joe! it's Captain Pooding
Captain pooding facebooked your mother
He also Spellchecked ur dads name

by bumsectomy June 1, 2009

Captain Jack Sparrow

world's sexiest pirate ever 🏴 ☠️

<It's s pirate's life for me.. Savvy?!>

Captain Jack Sparrow

by hanni_sparrow14 March 16, 2022

Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 19, 2017

Captain Swizzly

A.K.A. Swizzlesticks

That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.

Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?

Cpt. S: Arby's.

Rusty: But Arby's su-

Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.

by Jackman6of7 November 21, 2019

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

captain guyliner

an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner.

"Yo did you see that guy walk past?"

"Yeah that was Captain Guyliner."

by Band Dork 2k19 November 15, 2016