Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.
by matthew staffords son September 11, 2020
by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019
by gtothaBLA May 27, 2011
an alcoholic beverage mixed by someone whose had way too much to drink. this beverage often contains Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, chocolate milk, tequila, etc. it's a gross mixture, i wouldn't recommend it.
"Andy just made up one of his favorite drinks, called captain on the shi." or "I'm duckin' frunk! Another captain on the shi for me!"
by Samantha Rood October 30, 2007
Captain of the Douchingwa army. Douchingwa is a city in chinadouche of high honor and moral stature. (A surprisingly clean city as well.)
by djhebert August 30, 2014
lover boy called shaeden who has a huge penus and also loves a girl called grace. Mostly seen smokeing bud in his liveing room with his mates. He tryed to ride a scooter back in the day but he was apsolupe shite at it. Sometimes i feel bad for him as his dad is the most wanted in blackpool
w pull captain squiral
by dobby1234 October 04, 2023
Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.
by NotHaggard September 20, 2018