Generally applied at parties to prevent guests from putting on a shit album and everyone having to listen to it in its entirety. Anyone may put songs on and after two songs anyone may change the music. The Credence Clearwater Revival rule is the only exemption to the two song rule. Once a CCR album is started it must be listened to until it is finished or until the person who put it on wants to change it.
Guest 1: "I'm going to put some music on"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"
Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"
Guest 2: "yeah well don't put shit on, and if you do the two song rule applies"
Guest 1: "Hey I'm sick of this CCR I'm putting something else on"
Guest 2: "Like fuck you are, CCR rule applies"
by JackTwo May 28, 2010
by clarkycat September 09, 2009
a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.
Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?
by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 04, 2011
Russian: Hey Wilson, SLAM 2 SHOTS
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME
Wilson: Alright, *slams 2 and pukes*
Russian: HAHAHA TWO SHOT WONDER URBAN DICTIONARY TIME
by PaRuski January 13, 2011
Two Faced" is 'someone who tells one group of people or an individual one thing and another group of people or an individual another thing.' You can refer to a cheater as two-faced. This is because the cheater shows one face to you-- the sweet trusting face. But there is another face you don't see-- the lying, sneaky face.
A two-faced individual: Jeff is a two-faced liar! I hate him! He told me he loved me, and then he told all his friends that I was a loser.
by Aamilah December 15, 2014
When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.
Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.
by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010
by heynow_1 April 29, 2007