Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

thomas emmitt

The best.

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."

by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019

Thomas Holme elementary school

Thomas Holme sucks it is full of thot ass hoes who can’t even dance. They all are slow and don’t know how to act. Don’t go there go to forest or brown. Oh and Austin Meehan sucks too.

Thomas Holme elementary school is a stupid ass school

by I’m a victim June 13, 2019

Thomas Godman

An anorexic creature who lives in the dark depths of the Minecraft Nether Realm. Extremely deadly, to summon a Godman, you must first use 3 bone blocks and 1 fish named Gary. He is the "gay"ton's worst enemy and is known for his lack of brains, and anorexic skinny penis.

I finally summoned that Thomas Godman boss! What a skinny cunt!

by The elites June 17, 2019

Thomas

The sexiest guy in the world. Thomas outclasses even a Téo. Therefore he is one hubba hubba guy.

“WOW that guy is one Thomas. He is good looking, sexy and strong!”

by Moose Finbar June 20, 2019

Thomas

handsome, big dick, cute just the best

hey thomas

by bjorneball March 25, 2019

Thomas Sorrow

TRASH STRAIGHT TRASH. Cheats on his girlfriend with ugly hoes. Doesn’t know what he has until it’s gone but you know who gives a crap. He deserves all the bad karma he gets.

Thomas Sorrow?

Yeah, what a trash hoe.

by Realtlkyoo March 31, 2019