Jason matthews

Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over
I love me some Jason matthews
by Love Jason April 10, 2021
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Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need
"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews
by someone super funny November 11, 2021
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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.
"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"
by MattDidAThing May 01, 2023
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isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!
Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp
by Nye_Cere September 14, 2021
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Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)
SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*
by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024
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Matthew Huerta

This guy has it all. His looks, his charisma, and his massive cock. He is always ready for anything, and he is always dressed to impress. Nobody can top him, he is unstoppable.
"Dude, I just saw Matthew Huerta last night".
"I think I was dreaming. "
by The Mister Master January 31, 2023
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Matthew _VDR

He's kinda cool. Sometimes funnyman but most of the time he emotes cringe. He can win a Fortnite game, but he never gets the battlepass. He also didn't buy me shang chi when he was in the item shop.
Me: Hey Matthew_VDR
Matthew _VDR: Hey
Me: Did you see the new ItsAnchovie video?
Matthew_VDR: I haven't yet
Me: it's kinda cringe, just like you
by CapsLockk March 25, 2022
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