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Matthew

A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.

Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
"Did you take my BCAAs?"
"No. I don't even workout."
"Oh God. I think it's the Matthew.
by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a brown haired, brown eyed nerdy boi
you will instantly fall for him, if you find a Matthew, never let him go
Girl 1: You like Matthew?
Girl 2: Yeah, who doesn't like him?
Girl 1: I love him, and I will kill you before you lay a finger on him
by Onion bitch November 3, 2022
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Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"
Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton
by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af
Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.
by Urbanpoes November 21, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is the most generous, thoughtful, affectionate and courageous man you’ll ever have the pleasure to know. He is overwhelmingly handsome, has a kind soul and a pure heart, brave yet humble, sweet but strong. You’ll first be captured by his strikingly beautiful eyes, then lured in by his calming presence. It will take time to acquaint yourself with Matthew’s long list of attributes, as his humility conceals his talent and intellect. The moment Matthew declares his love for you, you can feel certain that he will love you forever. His genuine ability to love all of you unconditionally will bring more joy to your heart than you ever imagined possible. Once you meet Matthew, everything in the world will finally feel right. He is your person, and you are his.
I’m so grateful to have found you, Matthew.
by MYLYWFY November 23, 2021
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Matthew

a really cute boy with cute southern voice. he is very sweet and any girl would be lucky to have him. dont fuck up a friendship or relationship cuz they are very hard to get back. he is a daddys boy and loves sports like football and base ball. he always wears a hat but always remembers to take it off when at the dinner table or when praying. he has dirty blonde hair that you wish you could run your hands through.
is that matthew yes! isnt he so cute i know, i wish i didnt mess up our friendship
by lyndaaa:) May 29, 2018
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Matthew 10:43

thou must not eat ice cream until an hour after dinner time
I think Matthew 10:43 is my favorite verse! I’m gonna put it into my instagram bio.
by ladycapulet#4 June 4, 2022
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