chainsaw hands, feels in the heart, perfect crime, we, april 19th, garden of flowers, oklahoma, 20 questions, sweet bananas
by states.facts April 06, 2015
Extremely ugly; repulsive. Revolting, nearly impossible to look at. Used prior to "ugly" to stress the abnormally high level of bad looks. References Kevin Cronin, the lead singer of REO Speedwagon.
Bill's new girlfriend made everyone question his sanity and sight, as she was Kevin Cronin ugly and could induce permanent penile wrinkles on any male that looked at her.
by Quazy Quisp May 01, 2009
A funny ass man who got ridiculed for a joke he apologized for because the world is a bunch of beta sensitive cucks that can’t take a fucking joke. His stand up comedy is funny as fuck.
Ronny:So what happened to you and that girl?
Ben: I railed her after we went to the Kevin Hart show that man is hilarious.
Ben: I railed her after we went to the Kevin Hart show that man is hilarious.
by NovaScotiaK September 18, 2019
When youre wearing quirky clothing like golf or odd future and you have nothing else to use as a cumrag so you use your clothing.
What the fuck man! I just used by limited edition odd future hoodie to clean up all my cum! This is gonna take months to clean, cant believe I just did a dirty Kevin.
by kademacdon May 03, 2020
by lysargicacid September 11, 2010
The perfect male specimen. Funny, kind, intelligent, adorable, hard working, handsome and handy; the total package.
Kevin Piper is the one that got away ; I will always regret my decision. But he seems happy , so I am happy for him , although I miss him terribly.
by SadiSappySucker January 05, 2019
sucks lots of dick, he has loads of crispy socks in his room. Its covered in semon and pron magazines. He jacks off to llammas and loves 6 year old minecraft players. Being a diamond kevin is something you wouldn't wanna be. ROblox and minecraft turns him on, after he plkays a round or 2, 8 crispy socks form, YIKES.
YIkes diamond kevin is here >:O
by hugomaseter June 06, 2017