Golden Paradise

Better known as a corn dog, a delicious lunch food consisting of a hotdog coated in corn batter and fried.

(lunch time at an east coast public highschool"

Joan: swank! I got a Golden Paradise for lunch!
Sam: Lame -- that corn dog will kill you.

by Artful Dodger8398234 December 25, 2008

Golden Rough

The dry crust of urine found on someones face (often beard) the morning after drinking or bathing in another persons urine.

"I had some serious golden rough after that fetish orgy last night."

by Master L P F September 5, 2012

Golden delores

A golden Delores is the act of allowing a woman to urinate on your entire body, specifically a woman over the age of 65, after which, she also wrings out her adult diaper on you

Scott hates going to his grandmothers house for the holidays because she always tries to give him a Golden Delores.

by Thethreemustakeers33 May 17, 2016

Golden Ticket

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.

Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends

by Anamar March 31, 2017

Golden Ass

Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.

‘Golden Ass,’ however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.

- Man I’ve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!

- Watch and learn boys I’m gonna burst this pussy’s balls by help me God.

- Please fellas are you sure this isn’t gonna hurt?

- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Let’s hope they’re as golden inside as people say they are!

by Officer Party Hard July 13, 2019

Golden seed

Goldman's seed he plants in his victims wombs. Ex. Niorina.

Niorina: omg goldman just planted his golden seed in mah WOMB! NOW IM GONNA HAVE A PLANTY ASS CRIPPLED ASS BABY

by Nior's Sister FAITH July 12, 2018

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015