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anthony keiser

Noun

1. A person with a big heart and a big cranium
Verb

1. To finesse or outsmart with that cranium

2. To comfort

Adj
1. Slow but shiny, but that's why it's still around
Noun example:

Person A: "Did you hear about the Anthony Keiser that asked me out?"

Person B: "No, but was he nice?"
Person A: "Actually, he was nice. He has a big heart but also a big head."
Verb example:

A:"Yo I Anthony Keisered that French test last period!"

B:"Oh fr fr"

A:"Yes I didn't study at all"
Adjective example:

A: "This car is very Anthony Keiser. It's slow yeah but it's shiny and cool. So that's why it's not in the junkyard"
by Joe Schmœ June 4, 2018
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Anthony Joshuas

Boxers
Boxer shorts cause he's a boxer i thought this was brilliant idea
Hello can u pass my Anthony Joshuas please
by Bubba W July 19, 2025
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anthony baldino

Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.
Anthony baldino is a great guy in general just a little scared to ask out girls
by Anthony Jamal James Jackson August 9, 2021
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Anthony

Anthony is basically a mental problem which causes you o become stupid after a week and then a week after you become a dumbass and then after 1 month you will become a donkey(burro).
This kind of mental problem is so rare but meanwhile so dangerous.
The reason that it is named Anthony is because of Anthony James Coll who was a Brazilian dumbass who also lived in Sweden and Scottland, he used to be so dumb and thought that he is better than his friend who was legend called Arad.
He was so dumb that he changed to a donkey at the age of 14.
He is suffering from Anthony

He is so dumb that everyone thinks he is suffering from Anthony
by Anthony james coll ihguf May 14, 2019
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Anthony

A real G who doesn’t play games and is Fucking badass
Yo is that guy climbing a mountain with no harness or anything- Guy 1
His name probably is Anthony-Guy 2
by Fucked your bitch November 21, 2021
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anthony

HE is supreme leader of the spee division and he is nothing more the a strong leader who has climbed the ranks in the S.T.D corps (SPEE TACTICAL DIVISON) although he is lets just say a military mastermind he lacks in controlling his cool when it comes to people of the arabian ethnicity and has countless times ruined peace talks between the SPEE EMPIRE and the (ANTI SPEE PRO MUSLIM HAMAS CHILDEREN REBELS) also known as A.S.P.M.H.C.R making him an somewhat uncontrollable asset to the S.T.D however his muscles turn on the females whos eggs are harvested so the pros outweigh the cons. If you ever see Anthony make sure to give him the standard SPEE salute and respect him as much as u can (give him a footjob).
Muslim1: OH NO ANTHONY HAS COME RUN THE STD FORCES HAVE OVERUN OUR POSTION!!
Anthony: your feet better be clean
by EMPEROR OF THE SPEE EMPIRE January 3, 2025
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Pull an Anthony

To be a Rat

To have sex with your roommates gf without permission

To be terrible at fortnite
Hey why did you pull an Anthony on me, you had no right.

Don’t pull an Anthony, you little rat.
by Pull an Anthony May 19, 2020
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