by IBeleiveinHarveyDent April 30, 2022

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024

A total Idiot. The most selfish person you would ever know. When I first met him he bullied me and was very mean to me and my friend he would always laugh and humiliate me.
by AddisonCookie December 31, 2019

The most sexiest boy you will lay your eyes on, he can blow you away but he already has a gf so girls back off
by sophie ya July 25, 2017

A person who forgets about his friends he knew for 7 years, and only spends 12 days of the year speaking to them
by MAYBE LB DID IT July 21, 2020

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024

by Nd if cbismcjsjv October 3, 2021
