The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

Irish 3 piece suit

A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.

I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.

by John Fron May 10, 2024

Irish Caviar

Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!

Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.

by RChammer0409 January 27, 2018

irish

someone who is always getting lit🔥 and doesnt shower.

person 1: is irish on something?
person 2: shes on ireland silly

by ceebs1234 April 26, 2022

Big Irish Head

Both an insult and a compliment, Big Irish Head is a descriptor for anyone who displays their Irishness on their head. This could be the fact that their head is shaped like a potato; they could be plastered in freckles, or simply look like a friendly wino farmer.

Hey Seán, look at the state of Wayne Rooney these days, doesn't he have a Big Irish Head on him?

by Droptheclaw July 16, 2025

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Irish Tuba

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.

Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.

by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023