deaf dragon

When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.

"She asked me to cum in her ears and now she's a deaf dragon, never again."

by Overhauled_Kai October 1, 2021

Spewing Dragon

When a chick is deep throating you and you do not warn her that you are about to cum. If she is out of breath she will spew cum all over you like a fire breathing dragon.

Dude that girl last night went all cum spewing dragon on me... had to wash me and the sheets.

by THEpitDickler May 22, 2017

fatal dragon

When fucking a girl you put your thumb in her chocolate starfish. At the moment she comes you release your thumb, her rectal muscles relax and shit will come out.

I gave her a fucking fatal dragon last night, I'm so glad I was at her place, damn what a nasty shitpile.

by Adnan O December 13, 2008

Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.

by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010

Ender Dragon

What your few friends killed without you.

"We killed the ender dragon without you."

by MyLifeIsMinecraft October 14, 2020

Casino Dragon

A dragon who likes to play the slot machines. This word was thought up today while playing 'Jade of the Dragon', a slot machine at Casino Aztar in Evansville, IN.

Opal: Here we are at Aztar. Let's hit 'Jade of the Dragon'.

Earl: You big Casino Dragon, you! We're gonna breathe fire all over these other guys.

Opal: (screaming and fire shooting out of her mouth) Let's burn it, baby! This thing is going down!!

Earl: (playfully throws a bucket of water on Opal) Easy, dear, it's only the name of a game, not a real dragon.

Opal: (crying) Poor baby, I expected a real dragon. Well, at least I can do dragon tai chi.

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 7, 2011

Drowning Dragon

This is when you are receiving Oral Sex and right after you cum in her mouth before she swallows it you grab her throat causing her to choke, caugh and spit it up shooting it out of her mouth. Her making all the drowning noises makes it even better.

How come the Drowning Dragon never made an appearance in the movie Dragon Heart. I guess they should make a X rated version so I can see a chick choke on the mans happy ending.

by IrishRedBalls January 11, 2018