nose cheese

The same nasty, smelly substance as ear cheese, the only difference being where it's found: around and under the nose. Like ear cheese, nose cheese is a combination of dead skin cells and soap and shampoo residues, creating a rancid, vomity or fishy odor.

Echhhhhh! I just kissed my girlfriend and she's got some nasty nose cheese----smelled like barf!

by pentozali April 12, 2010

cheese crease

The place between a man's scrotum and leg (where the scrotum is always sticking to the leg), usually very sweaty and stinky when one rubs their finger across it.

I stuck my finger in my cheese crease yesterday after taking a jog and the smell almost made me sick.

by baller-b December 8, 2006

cheese louise

It's an explanation that something is too cheesy. Can also mean "cheese alert", stating that what has just been said was too cheesy.

person 1: I want to name one dog Bonnie and one Clyde
person 2: Cheese louise!

by moss12 February 24, 2013

cheese-shredder

Sponge ruiner.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

by Irving Washington April 2, 2003

short cheese

The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.

Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?

Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.

by OP213 January 2, 2008

The Grilled Cheese

"The Grilled Cheese" is when a women has thick vaginal secretions between her labia, which when peeled apart resembles the peeling apart of the two pieces of bread on a grilled cheese sandwich. "The Grilled Cheese" is not to be confused with the edible, grilled cheese sandwich.

Uh honey, I might need some turpentine to thin this out cause you got a solid case of The Grilled Cheese.

by crazyjoey October 1, 2008

shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016