Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match

Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why

by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

Cat-Hate

The hating of the normal house cat due to its creation of sheer annoyance by meowing and generally being an unfaithful little shit.

1: Dude, i fucking hate cats
2: you got some real cat-hate there

by Drako169 December 6, 2009

Doja Cat

Bitch I'm a cow.

Doja Cat is the Princess of Rap.
Moo -Doja Cat

by AndI0op March 2, 2021

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011

brush the cat

When Angela masturbates

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.

by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016

splicing the cat

term used for female masturbation

I was splicing the cat last night after watching 50 Shades of Grey

by lilbeebo August 24, 2017

Cat-Cuck

Someone who devotes their whole lives to disrespectful destructive undeserving cats.

“Omg my cat just mulched my Chinese food even though his food bowl is full, he’s so cute 🤤.” “That guy is such a Cat-cuck he would lick its butthole if given the chance”

by Amtrackbrown November 2, 2021