Chicago "L" Train

when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth

She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.

by crush relish April 13, 2021

Speedy Trains And Aviation

Singapore train fapper who likes to have sex with platform screen doors

Person 1: why isn't the platform screen door opening?
Person 2: oh that's because Speedy Trains And Aviation jacked off to it yersterday.

by alvinkanglikesdicks March 02, 2023

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

by Senpini salom April 17, 2020

Catch the train C.J.

Literally the best meme of all time

All you had to do was catch the damn train C.J.

Catch the train C.J.

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 08, 2019

italian freight train

The act of having a whoman bend over and then running as fast as you can from about ten feet back and shoving your penis in her anus without slowing down. Don't miss you will be in a lot of pain.

Hey sarah let's try out the italian freight train, I hear when you do it its extremely loud.

by dumpercan September 12, 2010

Choo Choo train

A train that is powered by choo choo, giving it a very nice choo choo noise and making lots of steam.

Damn, that choo choo train is looking fiiiine

by I l1ke tra1ns April 03, 2020