SADNESS

An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).

Sales reps live the SADNESS life.

ex 1)
Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.

ex 2)
Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."

by MellamoCorp September 25, 2020

MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

DEFINITION OF JIAKUN ZHU

Patrick: Your bad
Jiakun:Your mad
Patrick: Your MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD

by Yavenu August 10, 2020

Sad Tickles.

when something is painful but funny... because of your trauma

She said "It doesn't really hurt. You know, it's just one of those sad tickles.

by MustBeKate May 23, 2025

SAD

its kinda sad that you dont know the definition of sad. just ask moni or andreaa, they should def. know how its swollowed. ehh i mean spelled.

bark out. yours sincerely lostboycrow

aka loooou aka s a d

¿lars? i want to sad now por favor

- shure, there u go.

by sadderssadness April 29, 2018

Sad brows

When parter does the puppy dog eyes and their eyebrows go up at an angle

She gave me the sad brows when I said screw ya ass

by Nikos Brown October 16, 2021

Soup-er-Sad

how i feel most of the time :(....

Bobby-how are you feeling, feeling today?
Jonogan-soup-er-sad :(....
Bobby-good, i hate you

by RILEYxxHENDRIXheheh November 25, 2021

SAD

You can say it to a perosn that is asian like a person named Alfred that i asian.

"You have SAD", it means that you have a small asian dick.

by The Real Gay Nigger February 13, 2025