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Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.
That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon
by Joseph369 June 29, 2020
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Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology
I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard
by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020
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Tard

The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.
Person 1: "God, you're such a tard"
Person 2: "Hard to believe he doesn't have mental issues"
by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017
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OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".
Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????
by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011
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Tard licker

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker
by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022
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swamp tard

A certain type of denizen of the more rural areas in Florida, known for their lack of both hygeine and intelligence.
That toothless swamp tard at the mini mart couldn't figure out how to make change for a dollar when I bought a pack of gum!
by calisun23 May 3, 2008
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Tard

ur one nice tard
by gaokswk September 1, 2021
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