Ohio Spaghetti

Spaghetti, but made with macaroni noodles. Referred to as "Ohio" because it's wrong.

May also include hot dogs, ketchup, or Chef Boyardee.

"Meemaw makes the best hot damn Ohio spaghetti in the trailer park!"

by FailingtoRealize February 8, 2025

Source Spaghetti

The term that is used to refer to ridiculous bugs and glitches that happens inside the Source engine due to the fact that the engine is extremely old and out of date. Less commonly used for Source 2.

A: I hate Source Spaghetti bro, it's so buggy
B: That's based

by kiwitf2 March 12, 2025

Excuse Spaghetti

feeble attempts to explain away SignalGate scandal

Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.

by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025

Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli

Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree

by Milk done July 11, 2025

Leftover Spaghetti

A person who is always unnoticed

Gabe is such a Leftover Spaghetti!

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? August 9, 2025

Multiverse Spacetime

The four-dimensional fabric of space and time as it exists in each universe within the multiverse—but with the understanding that different universes may have different spacetime structures. In some universes, spacetime might be flat; in others, curved; in others, closed or open or cycling. Multiverse spacetime is not one thing but many—a vast landscape of different geometries, different topologies, different temporal flows. Our experience of spacetime is just one local variation in an infinite field of possibilities. Multiverse spacetime is the canvas on which infinite realities are painted.

*Example: "She studied multiverse spacetime and realized that her experience of time—linear, one-way, 3D space—was just one possibility. Somewhere, beings experienced time backward, or in loops, or all at once. She looked at her watch, ticking forward, and felt grateful for this particular slice of the multiversal cake, however arbitrary."*

by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026

Multiverse Spacetime-Probability

The five-dimensional framework extended across the multiverse, where each universe has its own spacetime-probability structure—its own way of weaving space, time, and possibility together. In some universes, probability might be more fluid, with easier access to alternative branches. In others, probability might be frozen, with all outcomes determined from the start. Multiverse spacetime-probability is the recognition that even the relationship between possibility and reality varies across universes. Our 5D structure is just one configuration among infinite. The multiverse contains universes where your choices matter more, and universes where they matter less, and universes where the question doesn't arise.

Example: "He imagined multiverse spacetime-probability, universes where every decision branched visibly, where you could see your alternative selves living parallel lives. In such a universe, regret would be constant—every path not taken constantly visible. Our universe, with its hidden branches, was merciful. Probability was private, and privacy was grace."

by Dumu The Void February 17, 2026