by tyler crybaby August 6, 2008

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
by CreepyRob June 5, 2023

by i_lick_midget_ass August 13, 2023

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022

When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.
by Taint tamer September 12, 2019

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

by HotPocketInMyAss February 21, 2019
