Salty

Someone with too much salt so they naturally try to suck the moisture from others who aren't as salty as them

"Why are your math grades much lower than the other subjects, do you struggle with math concepts a lot?“

"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"

"Wow salty much"

by SomeLeanBoi July 15, 2024

salty fin

When a man sprinkles a pinch of sea salt on the tip of his penis and penetrates the vagina with incredible force.

"Oh bro I'm gonna salty fin this lil ho"

by dickalmondtits February 2, 2016

The Salty Oyster

When you eat her out on your beach but after she takes a dip in the ocean

Do you want me to give you the salty oyster?

by Opblaas Henjjjj April 23, 2025

Salty surfing

Surfing the internet for excessive amounts of time -mainly social media- looking for salty bitches or salty characters or people being salty . (See salty definition on other page)

It took me all night of salty surfing to find my next date.

by Savage Monroe September 14, 2025

Salty

Richard

Why are you so salty?

by americanbiatch November 8, 2018

salty cheeks

When someone cried and the tears left residue due to them drying up.

It can be heard in the song "Parallel Universe" by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
"Kill the pressure, It's raining on salty cheeks"

by Dorissima April 13, 2025

salty springs

I dropped as a pepper and came out salty

Mum: wheres the salt

fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig

by SH3NOBU May 16, 2018