rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

Rusty Corncob

Referring to a herpes stricken ( or other similar STD) male penis that has not be used in awhile.

Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?

by Digital V August 20, 2008

Rusty Nachos

When a person takes a nacho chip, shoves it up a girl's ass, leaves it there for a few days, not allowing her to crap. Then force feeds her tons of laxatives, forcing her to diarrhea out the chip, then eating the chip.

I was craving some Mexican recently, but I felt like regular nachos was lame, so I made some rusty nachos with my bitch.

by The_Goblin_King September 15, 2010

Rusty Suspect

Eating out a women while smoking a blunt. The man blows smoke up the pussy causing the women to get a buzz, before the man nail her.

I was RUSTY SUSPECTING Betty, and she was so buzzed that she couldn't even stand up afterwards.

by Tough Guy May 19, 2007

rusty rooster

When you pull out of your special friend's ass and your cock is covered with santorum, but you're in a hurry, so you park it in another hole without going for the washcloth.

"Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to (give a rusty rooster)." -- Becky, "Clerks II"

by The_Hat February 17, 2008

Rusty Greek

Lazily wagging a gentleman's erect penis back and forth like a metronome using one's tongue near the base of the penis, while maintaining a disinterested, distant, and dead-eye look on one's face.

She was bored with the sex so far, so even though he asked for a blowjob, he got the Rusty Greek instead.

by MrTheGreek July 30, 2016

rusty fishstick

When a sailor fucks a bloody pussy with a burnt, day old fishstick, and then his own cock.

Nick said he's gonna rusty fishstick your mom.

by Zabeth John May 10, 2014